Think this is your standard leaf blower? Think again! To pink turkeys everywhere I happily present ... drum roll please ... The Pollenator! Yes indeedy. This beast was spotted in the neighborhood blowing not leaves, nope, but pollen. Pollen, people!
At first I was dumbfounded. After all, why would someone take a blower to their car of all things? But when the clouds of yellow-orange dust leaped from said car to the greener pastures of the yard it all became clear. A-ha! (Energy efficient light bulb clicks on now.) No need to waste water by washing the car daily when one can start up the leaf blower and blow the offending pollen to someone else's yard! BRILLIANT! Now why didn't I think of that?
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