Friday, June 5, 2009

One ear, or two?

The following is an actual conversation. The names have not been changed to protect the ones who think they are innocent but really aren't.

ME: Yo. The ears are small. Do you want one ear or two?

TURKEY: Huh?

ME: One ear or two?

TURKEY: What?

ME: (demonstrating) Ears! One ear, or two?!



He took two.

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