Not just any stain, mind you. We're talking top o' the line oil-based paint. Oh yeah, baby. Brown paint on green shorts. It looks lovely. (NOT!)
I noticed the stains while doing the Turkey's laundry earlier this week. When he was questioned about the origin of said stains the reply was, "oh, that's from the moose."
Did he just say "moose?" Was he at a petting zoo? Was there a moose at camp? Were the kids playing an old Rocky & Bulwinkle game? Is that moose droppings or just plain moose? Did he really mean "mousse?" How the heck was my kid tangling with a moose?
My questions were answered when I dropped him off at camp again.
Remember this elegant dining hall? While they could have had MOUSSE here he was really referring to the MOOSE.
See it?
Here. Here's the close-up:
Ah. Hi, Mr. Moose! That's my Turkey's handiwork (says the proud mom).
Or would that be shortstainediwork and broke-from-buying-new-shorts mom?
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