THIS is where he works

Unfortunately there were cars behind me or I would have screeched to the side of the road to get a picture of this sign. Ya'll would have gotten a big ol' laugh out of it. I am going to try to recreate it as accurately as possible, though.

Imagine yourself driving through a very picturesque small town in Pennsylvania. It is a hot summer day and not a cloud to be seen. On the right is a sweeping expanse of manicured green lawn with immaculately placed bushes, day lilies, hydrangeas and ornamental grasses on a gentle rolling slope. Around the sides are pockets of mature and healthy trees providing shade to whoever may choose to run through the grass. Rabbits, birds, squirrels and groundhogs all call this place home.

The lawn ends at a paved driveway that snakes up the hill. There is a sign with white lettering on a dark blue background that proudly proclaims this as:

CHRIST'S HOME

OFFICE 

Wow. Just wow. Who knew Christ had a home office in Pennsylvania?!?!

Next time I promise to stop and take a picture for you. Pinky promise!