Timmy (not his real name but we've got to protect the not-so-innocent) works with me and penned some limericks during a meeting when he was supposed to be doing something else. (Shh! Don't tell anyone.) During the ensuing laugh fest Missy* double dog dared me to let Timmy be a guest blogger and post the following:
I know a woman named Jess
Special events she does best
Salmon or turkey,
Egg rolls or jerky,
Go ahead, make your request.
There's a girl who really likes pink,
So much so, I started to think,
If the sky was more ruddy,
And rivers less muddy,
The world would be in less of a stink.
My colleague's name is Jess Crazy*,
Her hair's a bit curly and wavy.
Her smile's so contagious,
Her humor - so outrageous,
She could take over the Navy!
Thank you, Timmy, for those kind words. To all of you thinking I paid Timmy to say this, please know that he was soooo bored during the meeting that he would have written limericks for just about anybody! Thanks - I think - for guest blogging. Come back again real soon now, ya hear?!
* Not their real name. Not really, anyway.
4 comments:
I know a guy named Timmy but he does not go by his first name.
Mo
And I know a woman named Mo,
Her job keeps her running just so,
From galas to parties,
With students and smarties,
Without her this place would just blow!
--Timmy
Timmy struck again! :-)
Well, I'm not sure how accurate the limerick is, but I do like it.
Miss you guys
Mo
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